Til Death Do Us Recap

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - REUNION PART 3 & 4

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 is over, and Reunion Part 3 & 4 did not disappoint. Erika still can't quite bring herself to take any ownership at all for any of her behavior this season, even explicitly threatening Sutton. Erika can't decide if she's angry that her friends had questions at all, or if she's just angry that they didn't call and ask her quick enough even though her track record proved that any question would come with being screamed at. She also has decided that being called a liar is the worst thing that has ever happened to her, besides being the most victimized victim of Tom's actions (not the widows and orphans who lost their family members and had their compensation stolen.) 24 episodes of the rollercoaster ride, friends, and we have plenty of thoughts to wrap it all up. Take a listen!

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Married at First Sight S.13 e.15 - Bombshell after Bombshell!

Wowowow. Welcome to the longest episode of the season because we had bombshell after bombshell with practically every single couple, and we just couldn't skip anything! Most of these couples aren't lookin too hot at this point. Ryan downloaded a dating app and matched with Brett's friend, all on the very day they connected the most they have in weeks. BARF. Johnny went behind Bao's back and shit talked her to her best friend. Rachel spent the night at an ex's house on the fated lock-out night. Michaela comes to therapy as a new soft spoken victim character and Zack can't even look at her. We hash through all of this and more, join us! HAPPY HALOWEEEEEEN!

 

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Married at First Sight S.13 e.14 - Hurricane at the Retreat

Holy shit, ya'll. A hurricane came through the couple's retreat and no one was left unscathed! Except maybe Gyrla (listen all the way through and you'll know who we speak of). The ring-around-the-rosie that is Michaela and Zack's game-playing gets sooo confusing to follow, so quickly, and ultimately explodes on multiple occasions. Ryan is more concerned about "making a scene" in front of others than with telling the truth in his own relationship, and Johnny's priority is avoiding Bao as much as possible this weekend. These boys bond over being shitty husbands and it's the opposite of cute. Silver lining is that Bao & Brett take up more space, speak their truths, and do what's best for them on this trip, and we are here for it! There's so much to say INCLUDING some fun spoiler info at the end - don't worry we'll warn you before we get there. 

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S. 11 Reunion Part 1 & 2!

We're recapping RHOBH Season 11 Reunion Part 1 AND 2 in this ep, friends! Garcelle certainly took a l o t of heat (most of it undeserved in our not so unbiased opinions), Dorit is still annoying AF, and we got to remember Sutton's early days of face rollers and intermittent weeping. The Erika of it all is obviously the Main Event, and we cycle through so many thoughts and emotions on this, you're just gonna have to listen and then tell us what YOU THINK. 

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Married at First Sight S.13 e.13 - Red Flags Up the Wazoo!

Boy oh boy oh boy. Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 13 brought us one on ones with the experts, a wasted-drunk Myrla, a lot of defeated women, and more tomfoolery from most of the dudes. Tomfoolery honestly sounds like too nice a word - Brittany might call Johnny sinister and monstrous in this episode, ok? We got to see Johnny's way of coping with feedback on full display, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Will he ever come out and admit that he is the anonymous Johnny defender on Reddit? Are we finally seeing Dead Faced Ryan's true colors? Does Jose think he's at a job interview? Does Zack see any relation between his therapy breakthrough and the marriage he's seemingly given up on? So. Many. Questions. Contemplate them with us!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 20 - NEW YEAR SAME BULLSHIT

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tied itself up with a bow at Crystal's Chinese New Year par-tay, and it felt 50 shades of bullsh. Kyle has made it her personal mission to throw Sutton under the bus and then pretend to support her behind close doors, and the season finale was no different. Sutton found herself apologizing again (thanks to Kyle) to an evil witch of the west (Erika), and was met with a cruel deafening silence in front of an entire table. Ayiyiiiiii. We're not going to get real answers or accountability until we get to this REUNION MONTH, so let's get to it!!! 

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Married at First Sight S.13 e. 12 - Johnny is a Mean Baby

Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 12. That's the sentence. Woof. JOHNNY MADE US PULL OUR HAIR OUT this episode with his unreasonable standards, his incessant nit-picking and sabotaging, and his flat out mean statements. It seems like Johnny is a fake nice guy, and needs to do everything in his power to justify why he can't just appreciate the person right in front of him. Bao, run for the hills! Ryan continues to pull further and further away from Brett and when it comes time for him to express himself, he talks about his REM cycle. The men of MAFS Houston have been largely a disappointment, save #GIL, and these women continue to put themselves out there whole-heartedly in spite of it. Sometimes it's hard to watch. Listen to us rant and rave! 

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 19 - MOB BOSS RETURNS

It's our 40th episode, hooray! & the second to last episode of this season of Real Housewives of Bev. What an occasion. We're not *quite* sure who the Erika on this Del Mar girls trip is, but we know she's allegedly *also* the Mob Boss in the royal blue satin suit. Most of the cast tumbles over themselves to stroke Erika's ego, and this + a lot of wine puts Erika in the mood to be nice to Sutton. Sutton is so Sutton that these meager gestures make her cry tears of relief. Meanwhile, the Mob Boss in her interviews reminds us EVERYTHING she we just saw her say to Sutton was full. of. shit. Kyle & Rinna are officially buggin. Kathy can opt out of anything at any time with zero penalties, and it is iconic. Wow. So much to unpack. Join us as we recap the penultimate episode of the season!

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Married at First Sight S.13 e. 11 - So Many Mixed Messages

Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 11 was... heavy. Shit is getting real. Anyone else having trouble keeping up? It was everyone's 1 Montheversary, & that brought with it lots of reflection, some cute gestures, and a whole lot of overthinking. Zack, we can't tell where you're really at but we are suspish (suspicious). Jose, is this a short term performance art piece where you pretend to be someone who takes accountability and is trying to be better? Also can't tell, also suspish. Ryan, why go through all of the effort of a romantic note scavenger hunt, only to tell us the next day you feel less for Brett now than you did THE DAY YOU MET HER?? Does he really mean that? It's hard when one gives us zero clues with their facial expressions - ___ - Can't tell, also suspish. The same came be said about Johnny all the way around, pretty much all the time at this point. AHHH. Pull your hair out with us and help us suss it out. 

 

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 18 - ALLEGEDLY

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 episode 11 feels like more of the same in a lot of ways to us. Are we being collectively gaslit as viewers by half of this cast as they say one thing to each other and then another to Erika's face? It's getting absurd, and somehow every time a conversation starts about Queen Erika, we end up ganging up on Sutton or Garcelle. Come again? Please explain? Oh, not you, Dorit. We don't have time for that. We're already girding our loins for the 4 PART FINALE on the horizon, because it seems we can't hope for any real accountability until then. Someone call "The Lady" and have her bring us a jug of wine because we're gonna need it to get through Dorit & Erika's bullshit the rest of this season! 

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress