Til Death Do Us Recap

Married at First Sight S.16 e.2 - Necessary Fluff

This week on Married at First Sight, we've made it to wedding day in some capacity for all but one of our couples. Shaquille is a certified catch and Kirsten can't seem to appreciate it. Gina is a certified SlayBae and Clint seems too in love with himself to be deserving of her. Airris is a SELF PROFESSED "reformed player", but his family's reaction to him getting married are telling us otherwise. Poor Jasmine. We're sensing some big imbalances in these matches. It's looking like the entire season's success is going to fall on the shoulders of Nicole & Chris. They have been officially cemented as our Season 16 Beacon of Light. Join us as we screech and LOL over this episode's madness! 

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.1 - Regattas and Old Souls

We're baaaaack and we're so excited for a new, sure-to-be-chaotic season of Married at First Sight! Married at First Sight Season 16, episode 1, hits us with our 5 new Nashville couples, and surprise surprise, Britt & Tim have a plethora of thoughts. It goes without saying, but Nicole & Chris are our Season 16 beacons of light, and we will accept nothing less than success from them. The end. Kyrsten's expectation scroll is specific, long, and OUT for her to reference at all times. Will she be able to put it down long enough to really see Shaquille for all of his amazingness? Then we have Domynique and Mackinley, our couple with a 9 year age difference. Domynique is a self-proclaimed 25-year-old "Old Soul", and Tim has some bones to pick. How old is her soul really? Do we have ourselves another Eric&Virginia calamity waiting to happen? Airris and Clint have us spinning with their seemingly f-boy tendencies, and we are genuinely concerned for Jasmine & Gina.  Did the experts do us all dirty again? We're going to have to find out together! 

 

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Married at First Sight S. 15 e. 6 - Summer Camp Intensity

Oh me oh my oh Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 6 brought us the final days of the honeymoon, and the days were CHAULK FULL of summer camp intensity. We got tears, we got betrayal, we got unsolicited opinions that could have far reaching implications!! Mitch the Bitch got to take a breather while the spotlight moved to Binh's judgey checklist and Morgan's strong and absolutist reactions. We're really not sure about this couple and if they have what it takes. Jury is still out if Nate is just highly malleable, or FAKE AF. Lindy appears to have a tendency to be a shapeshifter for the one she's falling for, and Miguel might be such a scientist that he'll need an extreme lesson in REASSURANCE & VALIDATION. Surprise surprise, Justin sheds tears this week, and they're not even for himself! There is OH-SO-MUCH to discuss, friends, and we don't hold anything back this week. Join us!! 

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Married at First Sight S.15 e. 5 - So Much Boner Tawk!

Ok friends, Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 5 did not disappoint, even if a lot of the guys did. We are officially underway ~ already getting into some drama, some disagreements, and some bizarre behavior. These guys (minus Mitch) are horny, and never have we ever had to hear about so many boners in a season before. This week the award goes to Miguel. But all of these guys are very concerned about when the marriages will be consummated by day 3 & 4, and we think they all need to chill out. Mitch "the Radical Extremist" finds a way to be selfish and annoying by prematurely telling his new wife that he isn't attracted to her, Justin drops the L-WORD and Alexis freaks (but also loves it), and Nate seems more interested in his IG content than Stacia half the time. What to make of it all?! Let's get INTO it. 

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Married at First Sight S.15 e. 3 & 4- LET’S GO

Holy smokes friends ~ This week we are recapping Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 3 AND 4, and there is no shortage of things to discuss! Everyone has gotten married (praise), and most of our couples are now in Mexico. We talk weird first impression dynamics, Mitch the Bitch and all of his terrible social choices so far, overbearing siblings who would freak anyone out, and our opinions on sharing about your boner in real time with all who are around. THE AUDACITY of some of these people!!!! Between Mitch & Krysten, Stacia & Nate, Alexis & Justin, Lindy & Miguel, and Binh & Morgan ~ we have an explosion of personalities, quirks, chemistry (or lack thereof) that we could ramble about for eons. We laugh a lot this week. JOIN US!!!

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Married at First Sight S.15 e.2 - Mitch the Bitch & More Weddings!

Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 2 brought us more first impressions ~ the good, the bad, and the ugly! Will Nate live up to Stacia's checklist? Better yet, will he live up to his OWN hype? Moreover, has anyone ever been more creeped out by a family letter to the new spouse than when we learned Nate is a freak in the sheets? We have to wonder about Miguel's choice in suit as well as his choice to share the Dungeons & Dragons of it all so soon, but Lindy seems to be taking it all in stride. Alexis and Justin seem head over heels ALREADY until she finds out about his vow of celibacy. & Mitch the Bitch has a full on karen fit over his new beard grooming that quite frankly, looks way better than it did before. Much more to unpack in this week's recap ~ hope you'll join us! 

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Married at First Sight S.15 e.1 - FIRST IMPRESSIONS

WE'RE BACK! & Holy smokes do we start with a bang. We start with breaking Steve&Noi-from-Season14-NEWS. Then we talk about our gorgina friend who got featured in the Matchmaking episode and ALMOST made it onto MAFS SD, who shared some little tidbits about the audition/application process with us. & Finally, the MAIN course, we dig right into our MAFS San Diego contestants and all of our first impressions! & DAMN do some people make better first impressions than others. If you self proclaim to cause scenes w/ servers at restaurants, or to have "smashed a lot of chicks" in your 20s with pride, do you really care about a first impression at all? We have. to. wonder. Some of these matches are giving us Compatibility & Possibility, and some of these matches are giving us MAYDAY WTF SERIOUSLY ARE YOU joking us experts?! And would we expect it to be any other way? Let's do this friends. Let's rant and rave and screech over other peoples' life decisions together. 

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Married at First Sight S14 e.20 -THE APOLOGY TOUR

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 20 brought us "Where were they in March?" And let's be honest... it was weak sauce. A lot of it felt like

A. Groundhog Day

B. An Apology/PR tour

C. An Alyssa special.

All of which felt like a SNOOZE fest. But hey - Ask us our opinions on a snooze fest, and we're still going to have plenty to say! They eeked out another retreat for us, we got our first ever MAFS Divorce paper-signing, and Noi finally understands that 3 children is a lot of responsibility. There's still plenty to pontificate over. It's our 70th Til Death do Us Recap episode, and our last recap of the season! Give us a listen before we go on a break : ) 

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Married at First Sight S.14 e.19 - Reunion Part 2

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 19 Reunion part was.... frustrating. Why did Alyssa get to become a main character of the show? Why is everyone trying to convince us that Katina & Olajuwon are the Couple of the Year? Why were there no cameras on the damn roof where apparently all the most important conversations happened? SO MANY PREGUNTARS. The silver lining was a fiery and confrontational Dr. Viv, Mark getting to speak his truth, and remembering that Steve indeed has a flaw and that is his obsession w/ LED light strings. All of this and so much more in this week's recap! Stay tuned to the end for yes, another Depp vs. Heard trial correlation. 

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Married at First Sight S.14 e. 18 - Reunion Part 1 / Loss of Pet & Home

Wowowow. In some ways, we didn't get many surprises in this week's Married at First Sight Boston, Reunion Part 1 ep. But in other ways, we were surprised, by how many people DOUBLED DOWN completely on their behavior throughout the season. Which only made the moments of humility stand out more. Between Alyssa and Lindsey we had PLENTY to screech about. Let's talk about it. 

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