Til Death Do Us Recap

Married at First Sight S.16 e.12 - Too Little Crust Too Late?

Hey folks, better late than never, right? Think of our recap this week as the perfectly timed refresher before we head into episode 13 of Married at First Sight, Season 16. Right out of the gate, we address the controversy over Crust as a metaphor for love. Leave it to a pizza savant to throw us for a loop as we realize maybe too many of us have been imagining the crust of a sourdough boule', when really we should have been visualizing a piece of pizza. Did the couples go as deep as this epiphany?! You're going to have to listen to find out what we think...

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.11 - WHERE IS THE CRUST?

Okay people, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 11 was Montheversary week. And we're not feeling so hopeful for anyone other than Chris and Nicole. Kirsten keeps moving the goalpost for what Shaq needs to do so that SHE can open up, and is taking little to no responsibility. Shaquille is getting tired of it and we are too. Surprise surprise, Airris had no contribution of value to his depressing montheversary date OR the group dinner. We started feeling hopeful for Clint and Gina only to remember there is tape of him kissing Domynique in the future. WTF. 4 more weeks of this?! Something has gotta give if we're gonna get to any crust. SOS - SEND THERAPISTS, Lifetime!

 

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Married at First Sight S. 16 e. 10 - Never Have We Ever

On Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 10 this past week, our couples are in week 3 of their marriages and trying to go deeper. Well, some of them are. Airris gives Jasmine a mediocre care taking grade after she MADE HIM SOUP FROM SCRATCH, and decides the deepest he wants to go is finding out if Jasmine has had orgies or cheated on people like him... all while PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER COMPLETELY INCORRECTLY. AND shaming her. Chris puts a big foot in his mouth and Nicole is anxiously awaiting, "I love you." Shaq and Kirsten are Bickery Betties and when he tries to go deeper she freezes. And Clint and Gina are BUSY BEES. Do we smell hope here? 

All of this and so much more on this week's episode! 

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.9 - Housewarmings & Cold Shoulders

We are officially in the thick of it, folks. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 9 brought some closer together, and some so far apart they've left the building. BUT FIRST, it must be said, we have had our SECOND MAFS Season 16 cast member slide into our DMs to share that they are pod listeners, AND expound a little on their perspective from past episodes. Listen here to find out who ;) We have a divorce. We have housewarming parties. We have a group meet up. Some bonds are growing stronger, and some bonds are withering. We have MUCH to discuss here.

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.8 - The Defiant Ones

Okay folks, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 8 brought with it plenty of drama for us to dissect. Our cast is back home and the fantasy bubbles have popped. We were surprised to see how many of them were willing to defy the basic stucture and requirements of this social experiment. It's looking like two couples will not be moving in together at all, and one couple is already making future plans to live separately after the experiment. WTF is going on?! All of this and so much more. Let's get into it!

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.7 - Exude and Exonerate

Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 7 wrapped up honeymoon time and takes us right into move-ins. Ginger-Gate shockingly resolves itself, and our biggest stressors are where Chris & Nicole's dogs will go, Mack and Dom's continual misunderstandings, and Airris being... Airris. Afterparty can not be slept on, as there's always at least one big nugget reveal. This week did not disappoint, and it appears Jasmine and Airris are up against much more than the episode let on. #InstagramDrama #AirrisisaHoe Let's talk about it! 

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.6 - Bald Heads, Bad Jokes, & Back Breaks

Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 6 kicked it all up a notch this week!!! The group is coming together and things are getting more chaotic. If we have to hear the phrase back-break around sexual intercourse again, we're leaving. Where does Airris get off thinking he is a 12 for anyone right now? Same thoughts go for Cantankerous Clint. Mack and Dom seem doomed, Shaquille probably doesn't stand a chance with NFK (No Fun Kirsten) since she keeps moving the goal post, and the phrase "I specialize in redheads" is forever seared in our hearts and minds. We have MUCH to discuss. Join us!

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.5- #STOPBACONSHAMING

Okay friends, we are finally in the juicy zone this week with Married at First Sight, Season 16 episode 5. These couples are thrust right into focused, quality one-on-one time and the results are.... mixed. Airris seems to be treating the experience like he's still just trying to pick someone up at the bar. And he can't stop BACON SHAMING Jasmine or asking to be fed. We're over it. Clint and Gina are awk and Gina might have sped up their demise with her attraction comments. Mackinley thinks he's hilarious and.... he's objectively not. Awkwardness abounds and we have lots to say about it. Join us! 

 

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.4 - More Questions Than Answers

Friends, we have made it. This week of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 4 was our final step in the long ass journey we have been on to get to what we like to call... THE REAL JUICY STUFF (aka honeymoons, moving in, when the real shit goes down). We finish wedding night, witness everyone's morning glow, and watch everyone get varying levels of grilled by their new spouse's family. What in the hell happens between this day of Clint and Gina absolutely gushing over each other, and the dreaded douchey upcoming convo where Clint tells the group he's not attracted to Gina's body type?? Why couldn't Mackinley's mom just TRY to be warm towards Domynique out of basic human decency? What is actually going on in Kirsten's head when one minute she seems smitten with Shaquille and the next, revolted? Why was Airris so serious when he asked to be served grapes? The questions.abound. Join us for another week of ranting, raving, and LOLing! 

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Married at First Sight S.16 e.3 - A Little Bit of Whiplash

Okay folks, we are back this week BURSTING with opinions about our latest episode of Married at First Sight Season 16. We were downloading information left and right this week, between things our cast members said about themselves, things they didn't, things their friends and family said about them, etc etc! We almost let ourselves get worried and sympathetic towards Airris and his animal shelter future, and then he went and said "Get on your knees." Clint thought he said something cute when he said "I've been searching for Mrs. Perfect for years" and we are here to beg to differ. Mackinley's mom was cold as ice towards Domynique, and the jury is still out on how old her soul *really is*. There's so much more to discuss. Join us! 

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